“To
Serve Man”
Season
Three, Episode 89
Original Air Date: March 2, 1962
Cast:
Michael Chambers: Lloyd Bochner
Patty: Susan Cummings
Kanamit: Richard Kiel
Secretary General: Hardie Albright
Citizen Gregori: Theodore Marcuse
Colonel #1: Bartlett Robinson
Colonel #2: Carlton Young
Scientist: Nelson Olmstead
Valdes: Robert Tafur
Leveque: Lomax Study
Japanese Ambassador: J.H. Fujikawa
Voice of the Kanamit: Joseph Ruskin
Crew:
Writer: Rod Serling (based on the story by
Damon Knight)
Director: Richard L. Bare
Producer: Buck Houghton
Production Manager: Ralph W. Nelson
Director of Photography: George T. Clemens
Art Direction: George W. Davis
and Phil Barber
Set Decoration: H. Web Arrowsmith
Assistant Director: E. Darrell
Hallenbeck
Casting: Stalmaster-Lister
Editor: Jason H. Bernie
Story Consultant: Richard McDonagh
Sound: Franklin Milton and Bill Edmondson
Music: stock
And
Now, Mr. Serling:
“Next week we burrow deep into the most
inner confines of Kookland and hopefully wind up dead center of the oddest
portion thereof. We’ll bring you a story called ‘To Serve Man,’ written
originally by Damon Knight. Now, if you’ve ever wondered how we’d react to the
arrival of some honest-to-Pete saucers, next week’s diet should be your meat.
On The
Twilight Zone, ‘To Serve Man.’”
Rod
Serling’s Opening Narration:
“Respectfully submitted for your perusal,
a Kanamit. Height: a little over nine feet. Weight: in the neighborhood of
three hundred and fifty pounds. Origin: unknown. Motives? Therein hangs the
tale, for in just a moment we’re going to ask you to shake hands figuratively
with a Christopher Columbus from another galaxy and another time. This is The Twilight
Zone.”
Summary:
Michael Chambers,
a prisoner in an unknown facility, relates his story in flashback. Flying
saucers land all over the planet, heralding the arrival of the Kanamits, a
towering, hyper-intelligent, and wildly advanced race of extraterrestrials who
promise to bring peace and prosperity to all members of the human race. They
display their awesome powers by showing man cheap and efficient means of power,
by ending war, and by turning barren wastelands into fruitful fields of
vegetation. Soon, world peace is achieved.
Chambers is a government cryptographer
who, together with his assistant Patty, is tasked with translating a Kanamit
book carelessly left behind at the meeting of the United Nations. Patty soon translates
the book’s title: To Serve Man. The Kanamits begin to shepherd humans
back to their home planet, a place described as a paradise. Both Chambers and
Patty have placed their names on a waiting list to visit the Kanamit home
planet.
Chambers’s opportunity to take that
journey arrives first. As he boards the Kanamit spaceship, Patty arrives in a
panic. She calls out to him. She’s completed the translation of the Kanamit
book. To Serve Man is a cookbook!
An epilogue reveals that Chambers is a
prisoner within the Kanamit spaceship, being whisked away to the Kanamit home
planet to be consumed.
Rod
Serling’s Closing Narration:
“The recollections of one Michael
Chambers, with appropriate flashbacks and soliloquy. Or, more simply stated,
the evolution of man, the cycle of going from dust to dessert. The
metamorphosis from being the ruler of a planet to an ingredient in someone’s
soup. It’s tonight’s bill of fare from The Twilight Zone.”
Commentary:
I.
"To Serve
Man" is a modern take on the legend of the Trojan Horse, that ageless
myth of visitors bearing gifts which are not what they first appear to be. It
is one of the most memorable and highly regarded episodes of the
series, due in no small part to its
horrifying and humorous twist ending, perhaps the best twist ending of the
entire series and one which has been parodied endlessly. What is remarkable
about the high esteem in which the episode is held is that the production of the
episode was a bit of a nightmare in itself and, if one examines the episode
closely, the fissures are plainly seen.
To
begin with, the episode was on the production slate between "Five
Characters in Search of an Exit" and "The Jungle," but wound up
in front of the viewing audience later in the season. The reason for this is
that the first cut of the episode was not satisfactory to Rod Serling and
producer Buck Houghton and new footage and sound were ordered to be inserted. Houghton
even brought in another Twilight Zone director,
James Sheldon, director of episodes such as "Long Distance Call" and
"It's a Good Life," to film an additional scene. Sheldon would
perform the same function on the troubled production of the later third season
episode, "I Sing the Body Electric."
The immediately noticeable aspect
of the reshoots is that the episode has the highest use of stock footage of any
episode in the series. The global scope of the episode, a rare aspect for such a
character-based series, demanded the use of stock footage to simulate the
social and political scale of the story. Some of the stock footage is justly
famous, including both images of flying saucers. The first scene of a flying
saucer soaring above Washington, D.C. and signaling the arrival of the Kanamits
is taken from the 1951 film The Day the
Earth Stood Still, another film in which the unknown motives of an alien
visitor form the crux of the story. The
second, and more impressive, footage used to show the Kanamit saucer departing
Earth at the end of the episode is taken from the 1956 film Earth vs. The Flying Saucers. The
convincing effect of the spinning undercarriage of the saucer was the work of
special effects titan and master of stop-motion animation Ray Harryhausen. The Twilight Zone did not credit its use
of stock footage so Harryhausen's name was not to be found on the episode.
Serling and Houghton
found the initial voice track for the Kanamit recorded by actor Richard Kiel, who portrays the Kanamit in the episode, to be unsatisfactory and brought in actor Joseph Ruskin, last seen as
the genie in the second season episode "The Man in the Bottle," to
create a new voice track. Combine these two factors with the heavy use of
montage, including such staples of science fiction films of the 1950's as the
use of newspaper headlines and scrolling translation tape to move the story
along, and "To Serve Man" feels like a throwback to the genre cinema
of a decade or so before.
If one were to remove the stock
footage and the montage footage, you would be left with only three essential scenes.
The first is the arrival of the Kanamit at the U.N. meeting. The second is the
introduction of Michael Chambers and his assistant Patty as government code
breakers. The third is the boarding of the Kanamit ship. Two additional scenes
are presented, both of which were included to fill time and are ultimately
unnecessary. The first is the opening scene in which the imprisoned Michael
Chambers relates the entire story in flashback. The setting of the scene is
returned to again at the end of the episode for an epilogue, a device scrapped
when the episode was adapted for The
Twilight Zone Radio Dramas. It forms an interesting and memorable pair of
scenes but the episode would have functioned fine without them. What is unusual
about this use of a framing narrative is that Chambers relates the entire story
in a voice-over narration, a function usually reserved for host Rod Serling. It
is a device which the series used only a few times before and always to convey
a character’s thoughts. Notable examples include the first season episode "The
Hitch-Hiker" and the second season episode
"King Nine Will Not Return."
Another unnecessary scene is that in
which the Kanamit takes a lie detector test. This is an unnecessary scene found
in the original short story and featured again in the radio drama adaptation. Not
only is the scene ludicrous (both the short story and episode attempt to pass
this by on the pretext that the Kanamit physically respond exactly as we do to
a lie detector test) and unintentionally humorous, it is wholly unnecessary to
move the story forward. An unfortunate result of this hodge-podge of stock
footage, montages, and unnecessary scenes is that the transitions between the
core scenes are abrupt and unsatisfactory, particularly the transition from the
scene in which Chambers and Patty discuss their plans to visit the Kanamit home
planet to the scene in which Chambers is informed of the ghoulish nature of the
Kanamit book. Presumably days or even weeks have passed by but the audience is
given no frame of reference for this passage of time.
Forbidden Planet |
The original short story by Damon Knight
was published in the November, 1950
issue of Galaxy Science Fiction, edited by Horace L. Gold. The story is
likely the best known work from Knight, due in part to its adaptation on The Twilight Zone though the story was
notable before its adaptation on the series. It was reprinted in The Best Science Fiction Stories: 1951 (ed.
Everett F. Bleiler and T.E. Dikty, Frederick Fell, 1951) and included in
Knight's story collection Far Out (Simon
and Schuster, 1961) before it found its way onto Rod Serling’s show. By 1953
the story had been translated into French and was awarded a Retro Hugo Award in
2001 as the best science fiction short story published in 1950. Serling had
initially attempted to obtain material from a broader group of science fiction
writers, including Arthur C. Clarke and Philip K. Dick, and Damon Knight
reportedly made multiple submissions to Serling before Serling decided on an
adaptation of “To Serve Man,” a story Knight had written more than a decade
earlier.
Serling maintained the basic structure
of the short story but made several changes. The short story is told from the
view of a U.N. translator who teams up with the Ukrainian delegate, Gregori, to
translate the Kanamit book. An important difference in this regard is that, in
the story, the Kanamit book is stolen, not absentmindedly left behind by the
Kanamit. There is also the issue of translating the book. In the short story
the translation of the Kanamit book is assisted by a limited Kanamit-English
dictionary. Many writers, when reviewing the episode, have pointed out the
unlikeliness of translating a Kanamit book without some sort of linguistic basis.
The final scene is perhaps less effective in the short story as the full
contents of the book are revealed while Peter and Gregori are "safe"
inside their homes, though the insinuation is that both men have been placed on
the passenger list for exchange to the Kanamit home planet and that all members
of the human race will eventually be shipped to the Kanamit planet. There is no
framing narrative flashback structure and the final line of the short story, "It's a cookbook," is delivered in a resigned, almost depressive manner, rather than with the stark panic incited in the episode. Other small changes include one
made to the name Kanamit. In the short story, Kanama is singular and Kanamit
plural. In the episode, Kanamit is singular and Kanamits is plural.
The most interesting change between the
short story and its adaptation on The
Twilight Zone is in the appearance of the Kanamit. In the short story, the
Kanamit "looked something like pigs and something like people" and is described as "short and very hairy---thick, bristly brown-gray
hair all over their abominably plump bodies. Their noses were snoutlike and
their eyes small, and they had thick hands of three fingers each." When
visualizing the Kanamit for the episode, William Tuttle was tasked with
designing a makeup which would complement the natural appearance of actor
Richard Kiel, who stands over seven feet tall. The design which Tuttle arrived at is one of the most recognizable of the
series. Opting for a more humanoid look, Tuttle fitted Kiel with a large head
piece to denote intelligence with its appearance of an enlarged brain. Tuttle
made the Kanamit virtually hairless (except for a small goatee) and the area around Kiel's eyes were
blackened to give a look of almost mindless complacency and calm deference. Kiel was fitted with a
long, futuristic silver robe with a high collar and platform shoes to give a further appearance of his dominant height (the Kanamit is intended to be over nine feet tall in the episode). One
can imagine that had the production desired to replicate the Kanamit as described
in Knight's short story, Tuttle was the man to do it, as he had previously
created convincing pig-people for the second season episode,
"Eye of the Beholder" and would later create a similar makeup for the
fifth season episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet."
The adaptation of “To Serve Man” for The Twilight Zone Radio Dramas offers
additional interesting changes. Superficial changes include using a much
different voice for the Kanamit, substituting Joseph Ruskin’s measured, neutral
tone with a deep, almost demonic voice, one possessed of a slight reverberation,
giving the Kanamit’s voice a strong alien quality. The voice of the Kanamit
ship is also given a voice, that of a female. Chambers, played by Blair
Underwood, communicates with the ship during his incarceration rather than with
a Kanamit. The radio drama reinstitutes the theft of the Kanamit book rather
than the retaining the episode’s use of the Kanamit absentmindedly leaving it
behind at the U.N. meeting. There is no epilogue in the radio drama. The final
scene is the one in which Chambers is ushered onto the Kanamit ship. This final
scene drags out the reveal of the final line for longer than the original
series episode. Dennis Etchison handled the adaptation.
Damon Knight (1922-2002), author of
the original short story, worked in nearly every capacity within the science
fiction field, from a writer of novels, short stories, and critical essays, to
an editor, writing teacher, and noted fan. Knight grew up an avid reader of
science fiction in Oregon and later became a member of the New York City
science fiction fan group The Futurians, a group which also included Isaac
Asimov, James Blish, C.M. Kornbluth, and Frederick Pohl, among others. Knight
later wrote a history of the group, The
Futurians: The Story of the Science Fiction "Family" of the 30's that
Produced Today's Top SF Writers and Editors (John Day, 1977). Knight
published an early short story, "The Itching Hour," in the Summer,
1940 issue of Ray Bradbury's science fiction fanzine Futria Fantasia and made his professional story debut with
"Resilience" in the February, 1941 issue of Stirring Science Stories, edited by fellow Futurian Donald A. Wollheim.
Knight was also trying his hand at science fiction illustration at this time,
much like Twilight Zone writer
Charles Beaumont, and continued the practice until the middle part of the
1940's, when he began to concentrate on work as an editor and critic of the
field.
As an editor, Knight's contributions
to the fields of science fiction and fantasy are numerous, stretching from
magazine work in the 1950's (Worlds
Beyond, If: Worlds of Science Fiction) to his hugely influential anthology
series Orbit (21 vols, 1966-1980) to
dozens of anthologies in-between, including such essential volumes as A Century of Science Fiction (Simon and
Schuster, 1962) and A Science Fiction
Argosy (Simon and Schuster, 1972). Knight is also highly regarded as a
critic and his 1956 volume, In Search of
Wonder (Advent; revised 1967), largely taken from magazine reviews from Infinity Science Fiction and The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction,
is considered a classic in the field and won Knight a Hugo Award. Although the
book remains edifying and useful, the fatal flaw of the volume is that Knight
savages several works of fantasy due to the fact that he holds such works up to
a wholly misguided and rigorous scientific scrutiny. Knight quit reviewing when
one of his reviews (it is speculated to have been a review of Judith Merril's The Tomorrow People (1960) for The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction)
was rejected as written due to some supposed controversial aspect. His work
as a critic won him a Pilgrim Award from the Science Fiction Research
Association in 1975.
Although Knight occasionally tried his
hand at a novel, none of which are well-regarded, he was masterful as a writer
of short fiction. Some of his classic works in the form include "Tiger
Ride" (1948; with James Blish), "Not With a Bang" (1950),
"The Country of the Kind" (1956), "Stranger Station"
(1956), and "Masks" (1968). Knight's work was a mainstay of fellow
Futurian Judith Merril's annual Year's
Best SF volumes (12 vols, 1956-1968).
Art by Carl Lundgren |
Knight was integral in the founding of
the Science Fiction Writers of America (SFWA) and served as the organizations
first president. With James Blish and Judith Merril, Knight founded the
Milford's Science Fiction Writers' Conference in 1956 and later participated in
the similar Clarion Science Fiction Writers' Workshop. Knight produced publications
for the would-be writer, including The
Clarion Writers' Handbook (as editor; 1978) and Creating Short Fiction (1981). Knight was awarded a Grand Master
Nebula Award from the SFWA in 1995 and died in 2002, age 79.
III.
Although "To Serve Man"
offers little in the way of character development to allow an actor or actress
to show off their talents, it does include a few interesting players. The most
memorable among them is towering actor Richard Kiel. A Detroit native, Kiel
found a niche playing hulking villains on film and television. He is best known
for his portrayal of the James Bond villain Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) and Moonraker
(1979). Kiel also appeared in an exceptional episode of Boris Karloff's Thriller, "Well of Doom," as
well as in other interesting television fare such as Honey West, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Land of the Lost, and Superboy. Kiel often appeared as a giant
or monster in non-genre television series such as Gilligan's Island, I, Spy, and The
Monkees, often in a segment spoofing the science fiction or horror genres.
On film, Kiel used his size to his advantage in such offerings as The Phantom Planet (1961), Eegah (1962), House of the Damned (1963), The
Human Duplicators (1965), The Longest
Yard (1974), Happy Gilmore (1996),
and many more. He died in California in 2014, age 74.
Canadian actor Lloyd Bochner began his
acting career at age eleven, lending his voice to radio programs in the
Vancouver area. He made his film debut in 1946 and moved quickly into a
prolific television career. Bochner is best known for his role as Cecil Colby
on the soap opera Dynasty. Bochner’s
television career stretched from 1949, when he made his debut appearance on One Man’s Family, all the way up to
2003. He appeared as Markheim in a segment adapted from the Robert Louis
Stevenson story of the same name for On
Camera in 1957. Other genre credits include an episode of Boris Karloff’s Thriller (“The Prisoner in the Mirror”),
the 1964 William Castle film The Night
Walker (scripted by Robert Bloch), the 1970 AIP film The Dunwich Horror (based on the story by H.P Lovecraft), and
episodes of Kraft Suspense Theatre, Honey
West, Mission: Impossible, The Starlost, The Six Million Dollar Man, Battlestar
Galactica, Darkroom, and Superboy, in
which he played an elder vampire. Bochner leant his distinctive voice not only
to the narration of “To Serve Man” but also to other television properties,
most notably Batman: The Animated Series and
The New Batman Adventures. Bochner is
the father of accomplished actor Hart Bochner. He died in Santa Monica,
California in October of 2005, age 81.
Susan Cummings, here playing Patty,
will always be remembered as the actress who utters that immortal line,
"It's a cookbook!" Cummings is a German-born American actress who carved
out a thirty year career on both film and television from the mid 1940's
through the early 1970's before stepping away from the profession. Cummings
found her niche in the proliferation of western television programs in the
1950's and 1960's. Genre roles include two episodes of Science Fiction Theatre and the
Roger Corman film Swamp Women. She
also appeared in an episode of Man With a
Camera, a series which starred Charles Bronson (who appeared in the TZ episode “Two”) and was
produced by Buck Houghton, producer of the first three seasons of The Twilight Zone.
“To
Serve Man” remains a memorable excursion into the weirder aspects of
mid-century American science fiction. It feels very much like a product of its
time, highlighted in places by an almost naïve disregard for scientific
principles and storytelling logic. The episode is largely redeemed by the
shocking twist ending and another memorable William Tuttle makeup design but
suffers under the weight of flimsy characterizations and an enormous amount of
stock footage, some of it of very low quality. Combined with the quick-edited
montages and rough transitions between scenes, it adds up to an episode which
is highly memorable but not among the best of the series on a technical level.
Still, it is an episode which is essential to the show’s cultural identity and
which can be recommended with little reservation.
Grade: B
Grateful acknowledgement is made to:
--The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, edited by John
Clute and Peter Nicholls (with Brian Stableford and John Grant). New York: St.
Martin's Griffin, 1995.
--The Twilight Zone: Unlocking the Door to
a Television Classic by
Martin Grams, Jr. OTR, 2008.
--Far Out by Damon Knight.
Berkley Medallion, 1962.
--The
Internet Speculative Fiction Database (isfdb.org)
Notes:
--Richard
L. Bare directed six additional episodes of the series: “Third from the Sun,”
“The Purple Testament,” “Nick of Time,” “The Prime Mover,” “The Fugitive,” and
“What’s in the Box.”
--Theodore
Marcuse also appeared in the later third season episode, “The Trade-Ins.”
--Bartlett
Robinson also appeared in the second season episode, “Back There,” and in
"The Time Element."
--J.H.
(Jerry) Fujikawa also appeared in the earlier third season episode, “A Quality
of Mercy.”
--In line to board the Kanamit ship in an uncredited role is Jeanne Evans, who was wife to director Richard L. Bare at the time the episode was filmed.
--In line to board the Kanamit ship in an uncredited role is Jeanne Evans, who was wife to director Richard L. Bare at the time the episode was filmed.
--"To
Serve Man" was adapted as a Twilight
Zone Radio Drama starring Blair Underwood.
--The episode has been parodied a number of times since its original broadcast. For those interested, Martin Grams, Jr. lists a number of notable parodies in his book. Two of the most memorable include when Lloyd Bochner made a cameo appearance in the 1991 film The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, and when The Simpsons cleverly parodied the episode for The Simpsons Halloween Special (a.k.a. Treehouse of Horror) and the segment, "Hungry are the Damned."
--The episode has been parodied a number of times since its original broadcast. For those interested, Martin Grams, Jr. lists a number of notable parodies in his book. Two of the most memorable include when Lloyd Bochner made a cameo appearance in the 1991 film The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, and when The Simpsons cleverly parodied the episode for The Simpsons Halloween Special (a.k.a. Treehouse of Horror) and the segment, "Hungry are the Damned."
That was an excellent and well thought out review. My knee-jerk reaction was: "It should get an A!" but you give good reasons for the lower grade and I think they make sense.
ReplyDeleteThanks for saying so, Jack. I appreciate that. I was on the fence about this one and expected to get some push-back for the B but ultimately, if I'm going to be objective, I have to recognize that the episode has some major production issues. That said, it's an episode I immensely enjoy, it has the best twist ending, and it's one that I recognize keeps the series relevant in the culture.
DeleteThis episode never did it for me. It's one of those "one gimmick" entries of the Twilight Zone, of the sort in which the Big Reveal, usually at the end, is the best part of it. But a good episode needs more than a good gimmick. Nightmare At 20,000 Feet is sort of similar in this regard except that it plays well dramatically from start to finish. The best TZ episodes engage the viewer for many reasons; characterization, for one. A big downside for To Serve Man: poor to mediocre dialogue and acting.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you, and the lack of believable characterizations is one of the reasons I declined to award the episode an A grade. The episode does have the best twist ending on the series (arguably) but, as you said, it doesn't go much beyond that. The production is a mess, from the stock footage to the montages to the cardboard characters. I still enjoy the episode because I like the production design and William Tuttle's makeup work, but it certainly doesn't compare with the artistry of those episodes we've awarded an A grade.
DeleteI think a lot of the problems arise from Damon Knight's original short story. There just isn't much there in terms of dramatic potential. It's a brief story building to a punchline. Though I enjoy a lot of Knight's work, I've never understood the wide popularity of this story, outside of the popularity of the adaptation on the Zone. I certainly do not think it warrants a Hugo Award as the best short story of 1950, an award I think was greatly helped by its adaptation on the show. Thanks as always for reading!
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ReplyDeleteFor the completists here: The "to serve man" line was borrowed by EC comics in 1951 (Weird Fantasy no.7) as the kicker to "Come into My Parlor," in which a babe from the future plucks "entomologist Stephen Lamb" from the 20th century. "My civilization no longer has any men! It is entirely female! We cannot exist unless we serve man! That is why we need you!" You can guess the ending.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting. E.C. borrowed pretty liberally from a number of sources, particularly the science fiction pulps, of which publisher William M. Gaines was an avid reader. They also borrowed from Ray Bradbury without authorization until Bradbury called them on it and struck a deal for authorized adaptations.
DeleteOne of the recurring themes throughout the Twilight Zone is the naivety of 1950s America, and the danger of wishful thinking. This theme was developed by multiple writers.
ReplyDeleteIn the case of this episode, the characters lack common sense to detect a potential threat. For one thing, the Cannabits are fearsome and ghoulish looking, not to mention 8 feet tall, with baritone, sinister-sounding voices. Would you get into a rocket ship with one? Certainly, the scary appearance of the Cannibits' must have been intentionally designed to prove a poiont.
Furthermore, basic reasoning would say that the Cannibits' to disarm Earth's militaries is a trap. Yet the population so desperately wants the fantasy to be true, that they overlook the warning signs.
The writer of the original short story, and Rod Serling(who adapted it), are making a definite statement about how naive they saw modern people(1950s, midcentury) as being. If things look bad, then they probably are bad.
-Curtis
(for some reason AIM posts a bunch of gobbled-gook where my name is supposed to be - sorry about that)
"To Serve Man" is an episode chock full of vast interest, and ready involvement, that much is established. And it ALMOST makes the list of TZ milestones like "Eye Of the Beholder" and my all-time favorite "Living Doll"; ALMOST. But I find the plot indifferent, due to the fact, first off, that we're never shown the Kanamits home planet, although it IS a hot topic amongst everyone involved; perhaps the bugaboo limited running time, as in " Twenty-Two", but still, it WOULD have made for more effectiveness. Then, a number of implausible motivations such as the K-mits effortlessly mastering language barriers they normally would not know anything about. And HOW are the Earthlings converted to Thanksgiving dinners and pizza pies? How this is SO heralded amongst TZ fans I could never know. It's a riveting show, but to call this a classic, I beg the pardon of you teenage sci-fi buffs who make up most of this episode's overloaded following, but let's be real.
ReplyDelete"To Serve Man" is an episode chock full of vast interest, and ready involvement, that much is established. And it ALMOST makes the list of TZ milestones like "Eye Of the Beholder" and my all-time favorite "Living Doll"; ALMOST. But I find the plot indifferent, due to the fact, first off, that we're never shown the Kanamits home planet, although it IS a hot topic amongst everyone involved; perhaps the bugaboo limited running time, as in " Twenty-Two", but still, it WOULD have made for more effectiveness. Then, a number of implausible motivations such as the K-mits effortlessly mastering language barriers they normally would not know anything about. And HOW are the Earthlings converted to Thanksgiving dinners and pizza pies? How this is SO heralded amongst TZ fans I could never know. It's a riveting show, but to call this a classic, I beg the pardon of you teenage sci-fi buffs who make up most of this episode's overloaded following, but let's be real.
ReplyDeletePerhaps if this was one of the hour longs, and it got the requisite running time, we could have at least seen that Kanamit music act spoken about by someone who looked forward to going to their planet, and they would have performed "Mr.Sun, Mr.Moon". How about the baseball team also discussed? Let's just call THEM the Pit Change Chargers. All potential ideas for an overpraised episode that was really par for the course
ReplyDeleteThe logical howlers in "To Serve Man" are so numerous that addressing them is rather like critiquing a Benny Hill sketch from a feminist perspective -- one simply doesn't know where to begin. However, here goes:
ReplyDelete1. The Kanamits leave a copy of the book that exposes their ultimate plans for humanity just lying around like a mislaid theater program, for anyone to pick up.
2.The notion that an extraterrestrial language could EVER be translated without either a dictionary/grammar provided by its native speakers, or something analogous to the Rosetta Stone (the latter of which would, of course, be unimaginable in this context).
3.The even sillier idea that one could somehow manage to translate the title of such a book, but not the text.
4. The equally absurd idea that such a language would have a word for "serve" that had exactly the same multiple meanings as its English equivalent.
5. The question of just what the Kanamits have been using for food in the period prior to their arrival on Earth.
6. Wouldn't it simplify the Kanamits' plans enormously to abduct a population of human males and females of reproductive age, go home with them, and use them to establish a permanent "herd" of "cattle"? Why bother with all this we're-here-to-turn-your-world-into-a-paradise business? Since when do ranchers negotiate with their cows?
Yes, I know; I'm being tiresomely literal-minded. But the simple truth is that the best fantasies (as well as "The Twilight Zone"'s own array of best episodes) just don't have gaping holes like these in their story logic. As a college professor of mine said, "Don't ever try to justify sloppy work as a writer by saying 'This is just a fantasy'. Even a cream puff has to be made according to a recipe."
I feel that on the book being left behind and the language being decoded...that made no sense. I think turning Earth into a paradise was similar to how a farmer will make sure their animals are healthy...then there is less work on their part if humans are just growing up and living well on the farm, (earth), and maybe humans exist in other places and are a delicacy to the Kanamits. It may be easier to just let people on earth grow themselves in peace and comfort and then take them without them knowing. We are not too easy to break unwillingly.
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