The Twilight Zone #44 (July, 1972)
"The Camera Doesn't Lie"
Script: unknown
Art: unknown
Cover: George Wilson
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Monday, May 4, 2020
"Passage on the Lady Anne"
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| L to R: Wilfrid Hyde-White, Gladys Cooper, Lee Philips, Joyce Van Patten |
“Passage on the Lady Anne”
Season Four, Episode 119
Original
Air Date: May 9, 1963
Cast:
(In
alphabetical order)
Millie
McKenzie: Gladys Cooper
Toby
McKenzie: Wilfrid Hyde-White
Ian
Burgess: Cecil Kellaway
Alan
Ransome: Lee Philips
Eileen
Ransome: Joyce Van Patten
(With)
Captain
Protheroe: Alan Napier
Officers:
Cyril Delevanti, Jack Raine
Addicott:
Colin Campbell
Spierto:
Don Keefer
Crew:
Writer:
Charles Beaumont (based on his story
“Song for a Lady”)
Director:
Lamont Johnson
Producer:
Bert Granet
Director
of Photography: Robert Pittack
Production
Manager: Ralph W. Nelson
Art
Direction: George W. Davis, Paul
Groesse
Film
Editor: Everett Dodd
Set
Decoration: Henry Grace, Frank R.
McKelvy
Assistant
to the Producer: John Conwell
Assistant
Director: Ray De Camp
Music
(composer): René Garriguenc
Music
(conductor): Lud Gluskin
Sound:
Franklin Milton, Joe Edmondson
Mr.
Serling’s Wardrobe: Eagle Clothes
Filmed
at MGM Studios
And Now, Mr. Serling:
“Next
on Twilight Zone: an exercise from the typewriter of Charles Beaumont, a sea
voyage into the darker regions of the Zone. Our stars in alphabetical order:
Gladys Cooper, Wilfrid Hyde-White, Cecil Kellaway, Lee Philips, and Joyce Van
Patten.”
Rod Serling’s Opening Narration:
“Portrait
of a honeymoon couple getting ready for a journey, with a difference. These
newlyweds have been married for six years and they’re not taking this honeymoon
to start their life but rather to save it, or so Eileen Ransome thinks. She
doesn’t know why she insisted on a ship for this voyage except that it would
give them some time and she’d never been on one before, certainly never one
like the Lady Anne. The tickets read ‘New York to Southampton,’ but this old
liner is going somewhere else. Its destination: The Twilight Zone.”
Summary:
Eileen
Ransome convinces her workaholic husband Alan to allow her to accompany him on
a business trip to London. Furthermore, Eileen is to decide their mode of
transportation. She decides on travel by sea. She figures this will allow them
to spend more time together. They have been married for six years and the overbearing
strain on their marriage brought about by Alan’s dedication to business has
reached a breaking point.
Mr. Spierto, the travel
agent, regrettably informs the Ransomes that, as it is the off-season, most of
the ships are not running their regular schedules. Upon viewing a list of
available ships, Eileen selects the Lady
Anne, an aging vessel embarking, unbeknownst to them, upon its final
voyage. Against the strong protestations of Alan and Mr. Spierto, Eileen books
two tickets for the Lady Anne.
The Lady Anne is a beautiful old ship and
Eileen is excited to travel. Alan is gloomy and seems only grudgingly going
along because he made a promise to Eileen. Shortly before boarding, the Ransomes
encounter an elderly English gentleman named McKenzie who seems incredulous
that the Ransomes have secured passage on the Lady Anne and insists that a mistake has been made. Alan shows
their tickets and considers the matter settled. The Ransomes are confronted
again, however, shortly before departure by McKenzie and his friend Burgess,
who go so far as to offer the couple ten thousand dollars to leave the ship. The
elderly men refer to the journey as a private cruise and insist they want to
help the Ransomes by discouraging them from travelling along. The Ransomes remain
adamant about their intention to stay on the ship.
Alan and Eileen make a
startling discovery once the ship has departed. Everyone on board besides
themselves is very old. Being the only young people draws attention to the
Ransomes. This particularly works against them when they have a very public
argument centered on Alan’s displeasure at being stuck on an old, slow ship
filled with elderly people, as well as the damage his obsession with business
is doing to their marriage. It appears as though the Ransomes have finally
crossed the breaking point in their troubled relationship.
Eileen and Alan agree to
a chilly truce to save face and endure the remaining journey to London.
Although Alan does not desire to do so, Eileen accepts an invitation to tea for
both of them from McKenzie and his wife. McKenzie invited the couple to tea in
order to apologize for his earlier behavior and to ensure the couple that they
will not have to leave the ship. Mrs. McKenzie informs the Ransomes that they
won’t have to die after all. Alan and Eileen are understandably confused by this
statement but McKenzie ensures them that it is only a figure of speech.
McKenzie further explains
that the Lady Anne has not had any
new passengers in several years and this journey is a gathering of all the
people who have spent time on the Lady
Anne in the past. The people on board consider their prior time on the Lady Anne to be among the happiest, most
important times in their lives. Mrs. McKenzie speaks of the ship as an
enchanted vessel and reveals that the Lady
Anne is being retired. Those on board decided to take this final two-way
journey with her, from London to New York and back again.
Eileen becomes upset
over the conversation and Alan takes her outside to get some fresh air. Alan
notices that the ship is headed north rather than in the eastward direction
they should be travelling. Alan looks out to sea and when he turns again he
finds that Eileen has vanished. He frantically searches the ship but cannot
find his wife anywhere. No one else seems concerned over Eileen’s disappearance.
Hours pass and Alan is in a panic, fearful that Eileen may have fallen
overboard.
McKenzie takes Alan to
the bar for a drink in order to ease Alan’s mind, ensuring the younger man that
Eileen has not really gone but that Alan has only missed her. Burgess, slightly
drunk, joins the men to deliver a rant on the demise of the Lady Anne, blaming the modern condition
of hurry and impatience for wanting to scrap the old ship, a symbol of the past.
Alan returns to their
room and, incredibly, finds Eileen in bed waiting for him. Eileen has no memory
of having disappeared. In that moment Alan realizes how much he loves his wife
and vows never to forget the torment of losing her for even so brief a time.
The Ransomes are
enjoying their newfound happiness the following night at a party with the rest
of the passengers when Alan notices that the ship’s engines have stopped. A
nasty surprise arrives with Captain Protheroe a short time later. The crew has
gathered the Ransomes’ things and the couple are being put off the ship. Alan
refuses, believing it to be a joke, prompting the First Officer to produce a
gun to ensure the Ransomes that this is a serious affair.
Alan and Eileen are
placed in a lifeboat along with their belongings, supplies, and the assurance
that the authorities have been contacted and the Ransomes will be retrieved
shortly. Alan and Eileen begin to understand why they were removed from the Lady Anne as they watch the old ship
sail away and slowly disappear into the fog.
Rod Serling’s Closing Narration:
“The
Lady Anne never reached port. After they were picked up by a cutter a few hours
later, as Captain Protheroe had promised, the Ransomes searched the newspapers
for news, but there wasn’t any news. The Lady Anne, with all her crew and all
her passengers, vanished without a trace. But the Ransomes knew what had
happened. They knew that the ship had sailed off to a better port, a placed
called The Twilight Zone.”
Commentary:
Charles
Beaumont, to my mind, was the finest writer on the series during the fourth
season. This is not to say the show’s other writers did not produce quality
material for the much-derided hour-long format. Richard Matheson’s “Death
Ship,” Earl Hamner’s “Jess-Belle,” and Rod Serling’s “On Thursday We Leave for
Home” are episodes I feel stand with the best of the series. Charles Beaumont’s
work on the fourth season, however, was consistently good from beginning to
end, from the season premiere, “In His Image,” through to his midseason
masterpiece, “Miniature,” and the moving and affecting penultimate episode,
“Passage on the Lady Anne.” This trilogy of episodes represents a notable shift
in Beaumont’s output from the potently effective introspective nightmares of
the half-hour episodes to richer, more optimistic fare which still retained
many of Beaumont’s familiar thematic traits. Beaumont also produced a fine
satirical episode, “Printer’s Devil,” and provided the story for “The New
Exhibit,” an episode ghost-written by Jerry Sohl and one which many viewers consider
a highlight of the season. Beaumont’s single misstep was the ambitious but ultimately
unsuccessful “Valley of the Shadow.”
The
six episodes (including “The New Exhibit”) Beaumont contributed during the
fourth season constitute a greater output from the writer than on any other
season. This feels significant when one considers that Beaumont, due to sudden
and debilitating health issues previously discussed on this blog, wrote no
additional episodes after “Passage on the Lady Anne.” Another Beaumont
teleplay, “Gentlemen, Be Seated,” an adaptation of Beaumont’s 1960 story about
a near future society in which laughter has been eliminated and a clandestine
group of office workers who nightly celebrate politically incorrect humor, was
completed and scheduled for the fifth season but was ultimately left unproduced
by series end. The episodes credited to Beaumont during this final season were
written by Jerry Sohl or John Tomerlin based on Beaumont’s ideas and stories.
The bitter irony which should
not be lost on the viewer is that “Passage on the Lady Anne,” the final episode
in this late outburst from Beaumont, figuratively mirrors the very real struggle
which descended on him at this time. Generally speaking, “Passage on the Lady
Anne” is about taking that final journey on one’s own terms, to see the journey
through to the end by returning to a place of happiness and success. For
Charles Beaumont, The Twilight Zone is
the Lady Anne, and although his final
passing was far less romantic than that portrayed in the episode, posterity has
shown The Twilight Zone to be that
which has done the most to keep Beaumont’s flame burning. His work on the
series has come to be considered career defining. Fortunately, the world is not
yet ready to scrap the old-fashioned television show the way in which the world
is ready to scrap the old ship in “Passage on the Lady Anne.”
“Passage
on the Lady Anne” is Beaumont’s adaptation of his story “Song for a Lady,” a
title indicating the final journey at the center of the story. It first
appeared in Beaumont’s 1960 collection from Bantam Books, Night Ride and Other Journeys, which also contained The Twilight Zone stories “Perchance to
Dream” and “The Howling Man.” Although the story structure remained essentially
the same in its adaptation to television, Beaumont changed a number of internal
story elements in addition to the more prosaic story title. The first differing
element which jumps out at the reader is the situation of the two central
characters, Alan and Eileen Ransome, who, in “Song for a Lady,” are truly
newlyweds rather than the struggling married couple in “Passage on the Lady
Anne.” In the story, the Ransomes book passage on the Lady Anne before they are married. Due to this essential change in
the characters, there is no troubled marriage at the center of the story, which
became an important element in the television episode. The story is narrated in
the first person by Alan and the focus is less on the Ransomes than on the
elderly passengers and their relationships to the Lady Anne. Alan and Eileen function primarily as a lens through which
the reader views these relationships between the old people and the old ship
taking them to their final rest.
Another
noticeable change from story to screen is in the condition of the Lady Anne. In the television episode,
the Ransomes dread that the Lady Anne
will be an old wreck, hardly capable of staying on the water, when in fact it
reveals itself to be an old but beautiful pearl of a vessel, ornate and elegant
in an old-fashioned style. In the original story the ship truly is a wreck, or
close to it. Although the Ransomes believe the ship to be beautiful from afar,
contrary to “descriptions of the ship had led us to expect something between a
kayak and The Flying Dutchman,”* it is soon
seen this way from Alan’s viewpoint: “Then we got a little closer. And the Lady Anne turned into one of those
well-dressed women who look so fine a block away and then disintegrate as you
approach them. The orange on the hull was bright, but it wasn’t paint. It was
rust. Rust, like fungus, infecting every inch, trailing down from every port
hole. Eating through the iron.”
Other
changes are largely superficial and generally concern minor incidents of
character and dialogue. Jack McKenzie in the story becomes Toby McKenzie in the
episode. Eileen, rather than Alan, speaks many of the confrontational lines to
McKenzie and Burgess in the story. Burgess is also given a wife in the tale, Cynthia,
whereas the element of his being a widower is given particular focus in the
episode. Beaumont retains large amounts of dialogue from his story, much of it
Alan’s internal dialogue, though the speaker often changes in the adaptation.
Burgess’s memorable, drunken rant on the wretched state of modern society is,
in the story, delivered by a character named Van Vlyman. This scene is powerful
in both the story and the episode due largely to Beaumont’s spirited writing.
The message behind the rant was likely close to Beaumont’s own thoughts on the
issue as he, in collaboration with friends, wrote a number of nostalgic essays,
collected in Remember? Remember? (1963),
many of which lament the same sort of problems modern society creates for the
lover of old things and the older ways of doing things.
Beaumont seems to have much to say about the way in which modern society treats the elderly. The Lady Anne, and its passengers, are referred to as "relics" and "antiques." As Serling informs us in the closing monologue, the disappearance of the ship and its elderly passengers is not reported in any newspaper, suggesting that the old go largely unnoticed in the culture as they have outlived their usefulness.
Beaumont seems to have much to say about the way in which modern society treats the elderly. The Lady Anne, and its passengers, are referred to as "relics" and "antiques." As Serling informs us in the closing monologue, the disappearance of the ship and its elderly passengers is not reported in any newspaper, suggesting that the old go largely unnoticed in the culture as they have outlived their usefulness.
The ending of the story
is also quite different from the episode. In the story, Alan and Eileen are placed
in the lifeboat and observe as, in the distance, the Lady Anne first catches fire and then sinks into the water. This
fiery ending was wisely changed to the more atmospheric ending seen in the
episode, with the informative coda of Rod Serling’s closing narration to
alleviate any ambiguity.
Overall,
the reader comes away from the story with a sense of speed and compression,
especially compared to the measured pacing of the episode. The story moves very
quickly with little of the nuances in character and incident which make the
episode memorable and enjoyable. Beaumont likely selected this story from among
his published tales for adaptation because he felt as though he could improve
on the tale if given another run at it. He had a good idea in the original
story but had not given the tale the attention to character and conflict which
it warranted. Beaumont was given a wider canvas than normal and expertly
utilized the hour-long format to deliver an episode which vastly improves upon
the original story by retaining the essential hook but imbuing the tale with
greater elements of conflict, wit, heartbreak, and redemption.
Though
it is easy to be charmed by displays of more demonstrative elements of fantasy,
such as grotesque monsters, time travel, aliens, killer dolls, and the like, The Twilight Zone is somewhat
underappreciated as a remarkably effective platform for powerful drama. This is
largely due to its creator’s journeyman years in the dramatic anthology
programs of the previous decade but also owes something to the writers Rod
Serling surrounded himself with, writers such as Charles Beaumont, Richard
Matheson, Ray Bradbury, Henry Slesar, Damon Knight, and Jerome Bixby who,
alongside others, spearheaded a change in American science fiction and fantasy
literature which injected the form with real people facing relatable problems
in real situations. “Passage on the Lady Anne” is a very quiet fantasy but a
very potent drama which contains further meditations on the recurring themes of
Beaumont’s fiction (death and dying, memory and dreams, the fantastic intruding
upon a normal course of events) and a powerful strain of conflict and resolve
in relationships.
A
number of the scenes and incidents which remain in one’s memory after viewing
the episode were created for the adaptation. Primary among these is the
relationship between Alan and Eileen Ransome. The perspective lens is shifted
from the passengers on the Lady Anne
in the story to the troubled couple who find their way on board a death ship in
the episode. Lee Philips as the quietly angry and stubbornly unhappy Alan
Ransome and Joyce Van Patten as the vulnerable yet defiant Eileen Ransome are
excellent in their sole appearances on The
Twilight Zone. Alan is easy to dislike through most of the episode though
not to the degree that the viewer does not empathize with his immense relief at
finding Eileen after the vulnerability of her character manifests itself in a
literal disappearance. This incident could have been the hook for a separate and
very different Twilight Zone episode,
but Beaumont uses it here for a brief sequence to bring together two characters
we have previously watched growing apart.
Depending on how one views Eileen's disappearance, "Passage on the Lady Anne" contains hardly any fantasy element at all. There is the vague notion that the Lady Anne possesses some supernatural aspect given the mythical status assigned to the ship by its aging crew and passengers. While several times Beaumont hints at the supernatural, particularly with the disappearance of the Lady Anne at the end of the episode, the writer never directly shows us anything supernatural. There are no aliens, no ghosts, no talking dolls, nor anything else fantastical. The hint of fantasy becomes, in Beaumont's hands, a way to give the audience a metaphor for Alan's relationship with Eileen. This aspect is particularly apparent when McKenzie tells Alan: "She hasn't gone anywhere. You've just missed her," and in the scene in which Alan recovers his vanished wife in their suite. He says to her: "Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere for you," to which she replies: "I've been here, Alan," the implication being that their relationship has always been there, waiting for him to discover it.
Depending on how one views Eileen's disappearance, "Passage on the Lady Anne" contains hardly any fantasy element at all. There is the vague notion that the Lady Anne possesses some supernatural aspect given the mythical status assigned to the ship by its aging crew and passengers. While several times Beaumont hints at the supernatural, particularly with the disappearance of the Lady Anne at the end of the episode, the writer never directly shows us anything supernatural. There are no aliens, no ghosts, no talking dolls, nor anything else fantastical. The hint of fantasy becomes, in Beaumont's hands, a way to give the audience a metaphor for Alan's relationship with Eileen. This aspect is particularly apparent when McKenzie tells Alan: "She hasn't gone anywhere. You've just missed her," and in the scene in which Alan recovers his vanished wife in their suite. He says to her: "Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere for you," to which she replies: "I've been here, Alan," the implication being that their relationship has always been there, waiting for him to discover it.
The chemistry of Lee Philip’s and Joyce Van Patten’s performances, both during the period in which they
are waging a silent war and in their later, redemptive moments, is the finest
on the series since that of William Shatner and Patricia Breslin in Richard
Matheson’s “Nick of Time.” Their argument in the Imperial Lounge is one of the
most expertly written, authentically performed scenes in the entire series. It
is genuinely uncomfortable for the viewer and Beaumont gives the scene a number
of effective touches, such as Alan speaking less and in a lower voice the more
Eileen speaks in an animated voice. He also writes Eileen destroying the
cigarette package to end the sequence, as Eileen asking Alan for a cigarette
had been shown as a petty annoyance to Alan in prior scenes. The episode liberally
uses juxtaposition to define its conflicts and resolutions, from the young
couple and the elderly passengers to specific scenes, such as the party in the Imperial Lounge and the sudden intrusion of the Captain with a demand for the Ransomes to be put off the ship.
The
episode is filled with small touches which are not in the original story and
would likely have been left out or edited from a twenty-four minute episode. A
scene not focused on Alan and Eileen, such as the brief sequence in which Millie
McKenzie throws Toby’s old letters overboard, would surely not have made the
cut of a half-hour episode. Viewers may see such scenes as needless padding but
some stories benefit from a richer tapestry of character and incident.
The
supporting cast is a highlight of the episode. The episode gathers a charming
collection of talented and familiar English performers to populate the Lady Anne, many of whom are making
repeat performances on the series. The newcomers include genial Wilfrid
Hyde-White as Toby McKenzie, who takes the Ransomes under his wing to educate
them on the history and significance of the Lady
Anne and its final voyage, and Alan Napier, best known as Alfred on
television’s Batman, who makes a
brief but effective appearance as the stony Captain Protheroe. The remainder of
the supporting cast will likely be familiar to regular viewers of the series.
Gladys Cooper, as Millie McKenzie, makes the second of three appearances on the
series, sandwiched between outstanding performances in “Nothing in the Dark”
and “Night Call.” Though Cooper did not work with Rod Serling’s material on the
series, she elevated three very good scripts from the show’s other principal
writers, George Clayton Johnson, Charles Beaumont, and Richard Matheson. Cecil
Kellaway returns to the series as Burgess after his unforgettable appearance as
the wily and dangerous Jeremy Wickwire in Charles Beaumont’s first season
episode, “Elegy.” Cyril Delevanti gets to hold the gun in “Passage on the Lady
Anne,” his fourth and final appearance on the series. Delevanti memorably
portrayed the old man Smithers who dreams of robbing a bank in “A Penny for
Your Thoughts,” and, unforgettable, as the stone-faced servant who hides a
manic inner life in “A Piano in the House.” Finally, Don Keefer makes the
second of his three appearances on the series as the smug travel agent Mr.
Spierto. Keefer memorably portrayed Dan Hollis, whose bad thoughts get him
transformed into a jack-in-the-box by little Anthony in “It’s a Good Life.”
The
episode also marks the return of director Lamont Johnson to the series. Johnson
last sat behind the camera for the third season episode “Hocus-Pocus and
Frisby,” and previously directed some of the finest episodes of the series,
including “The Shelter,” “Five Characters In Search of an Exit,” and “Kick the
Can.” Johnson’s presence on “Passage on the Lady Anne” may have been a draw for
Gladys Cooper to appear in the episode as the two previously collaborated on
the excellent third season episode, “Nothing in the Dark.” The atmospheric
cinematography of Robert W. Pittack deserves mention, as well. Pittack arrived
on The Twilight Zone late in the
third season to photograph Charles Beaumont’s “Person or Persons Unknown.” He
remained on the series through the fourth season to alternate with regular
cinematographer George T. Clemens, due to the increased shooting time per episode
for the hour-long format. Pittack’s talent was readily apparent and he was
retained for the fifth season, photographing such memorable episodes as “Nightmare
at 20,000 Feet,” “Living Doll,” and “Night Call.”
Although
“Passage on the Lady Anne” lacks that truly memorable element (a fantastic
display, a clever ending, etc.) which might lift it among the company of the
best episodes, it remains a powerful drama graced by outstanding lead
performances, a charming collection of supporting players, the return of one of
the finest directors on the series, and an eerie atmosphere complemented by
excellent photography and a memorable musical score. It is a fine final episode
from the typewriter of Charles Beaumont and comes recommended.
*“Passage on the Lady Anne” was one of several Twilight Zone episodes which directly or indirectly referenced or
took inspiration from the legend of The Flying Dutchman, a ghostly vessel often
portrayed as a portent of doom, aligning the episode with others such as “Judgment
Night,” “King Nine Will Not Return,” “The Odyssey of Flight 33,” “The Arrival,”
and “The Thirty-Fathom Grave.”
Grade:
B
Grateful acknowledgement to:
-Night
Ride and Other Journeys by Charles
Beaumont (Bantam, 1960)
-The Internet Speculative Fiction
Database (isfdb.org)
-The Internet Movie Database (imdb.com)
Notes:
--Charles
Beaumont’s story, “Song for a Lady,” was first published in Night Ride and Other Journeys (Bantam, 1960). Beaumont’s final, unproduced episode for The
Twilight Zone, “Gentlemen, Be Seated,”
was published in the limited edition volume The Twilight Zone Scripts of
Charles Beaumont, Volume One, ed. Roger
Anker (Gauntlet Press, 2004). Volume two never appeared. Beaumont’s original
story, “Gentlemen, Be Seated,” was first published in the April, 1960 issue of Rogue
and collected in Charles Beaumont:
Selected Stories, ed. Roger Anker (Dark
Harvest, 1988).
--Lamont
Johnson directed seven additional episodes of the series, including “The
Shelter,” “Five Characters in Search of an Exit,” “Nothing in the Dark,” “One
More Pallbearer,” “Kick the Can,” “Four O’Clock,” and “Hocus-Pocus and Frisby.”
--Composer
RenĂ© Garriguenc also provided the scores for “The Monsters Are Due on Maple
Street,” “In Praise of Pip,” and “Spur of the Moment,” as well as stock music
pieces for several additional episodes. Garriguenc worked closely with the head
of the CBS music department, Lud Gluskin, who conducted all of Garriguenc’s
scores for the series.
--Gladys
Cooper also appeared in “Nothing in the Dark” and “Night Call.”
--Cecil
Kellaway also appeared in “Elegy.”
--Lee
Philips also appeared in “Queen of the Nile.”
--Alan
Napier was a regular performer on Rod
Serling’s Night Gallery, appearing in the
episode segments “House – with Ghost,” “The Sins of the Fathers,” and “Fright
Night.”
--Cyril
Delevanti also appeared in “A Penny for Your Thoughts,” “The Silence,” and “A
Piano in the House.”
--Jack
Raine appeared in an uncredited role in “Spur of the Moment.”
--Don
Keefer also appeared in “It’s a Good Life” and “From Agnes – with Love.”
--Joyce
Van Patten was divorced from fellow Twilight Zone performer Martin Balsam shortly before she appeared in this episode, which may have given the relationship at the center of “Passage on
the Lady Anne” extra resonance for the actress.
--“Passage
on the Lady Anne” was adapted as a Twilight Zone Radio Drama starring Martin
Jarvis and Rosalind Ayres.
-JP & BD
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
Wednesday Comics
The Twilight Zone #3 (May, 1963)
"The Last Battle"
Script: unknown
Pencils: Mike Sekowsky
Inks: Mike Peppe
Letters: Ben Oda
Cover: George Wilson
"The Last Battle"
Script: unknown
Pencils: Mike Sekowsky
Inks: Mike Peppe
Letters: Ben Oda
Cover: George Wilson
Monday, April 20, 2020
Reading Rod Serling’s The Twilight Zone Magazine, Part 21
In which we take a closer look at each issue. For our capsule history of the magazine, go here.
Great
Stories from Rod Serling’s The Twilight Zone Magazine (1982)
Edited by T.E.D. Klein
Cover art: Terrance Lindall
The only annual volume of Rod Serling’s The Twilight Zone Magazine appeared
in October, 1982. The annual, although not numbered as such in the publication,
assumes the place of volume 2, number 9 in the magazine’s internal numbering,
placing it between the cover-dated November (volume 2, number 8) and December
(volume 2, number 10), 1982 issues. The annual was not sent to subscribers and consists
primarily of reprints from previous issues of the magazine.
Contents:
--A Note from the Publisher by Carol
Serling
--In The
Twilight Zone: “Refresher course . . .” by T.E.D. Klein
--Rod Serling: First Citizen of The Twilight Zone by Carol Serling &
Marc Scott Zicree (profile) (from the
April, 1981 issue)
--“Playing the Game” by Jack Dann &
Gardner Dozois (from the Feb, 1982 issue)
--“The Rose Wall” by Joyce Carol Oates (from the April, 1981 issue)
--“The Jaunt” by Stephen King (from the June, 1981 issue)
--“Remembering Melody” by George R.R.
Martin (from the April, 1981 issue)
--“The Dump” by Joe R. Lansdale (from the July, 1981 issue)
--“My Most Memorable Christmas” by Rod
Serling (memoir) (from the Jan, 1982
issue)
--“The Night of the Meek” by Rod Serling (from New Stories from The Twilight Zone, 1962)
--“Sea Change” by George Clayton Johnson
(from the Oct, 1981 issue)
--The Gargoyles of Gotham by Stephen
DiLauro & Don Hamerman (photo-essay) (from
the Feb, 1982 issue)
--“Carousel” by Thomas M. Disch (from the Nov, 1981 issue)
--“Grail” by Harlan Ellison (from the April, 1981 issue)
--“Groucho” by Ron Goulart (from the April, 1981 issue)
--“The Father of the Bride” by Connie
Willis (from the May, 1982 issue)
--“The River Styx Runs Upstream” by Dan
Simmons (from the April, 1982 issue)
--“I’ll Be Seeing You” by W.G. Norris (from the April, 1982 issue)
--The Story Behind Richard Matheson’s
“The Doll” by Marc Scott Zicree (essay) (from
the June, 1982 issue)
--“The Doll” by Richard Matheson
(teleplay) (from the June, 1982 issue)
--Rod Serling: The Facts of Life by
Linda Brevelle (interview) (from the
April, 1982 issue)
--“The Swamp” by Robert Sheckley (from the July, 1981 issue)
--“Again” by Ramsey Campbell (from the Nov, 1981 issue)
--“Not Our Brother” by Robert Silverberg
(from the July, 1982 issue)
Cover art: David Christiana (for "Living Doll")
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Contents:
--In the Twilight Zone: “The first time
. . .” by T.E.D. Klein
--Other Dimensions: Screen by Gahan
Wilson
--Other Dimensions: Books by T.E.D.
Klein
--Other Dimensions: The ‘Unhappy Is He’
Quiz Revisited by William Fulwiler
--Other Dimensions: Etc.
--TZ Interview: Ridley Scott interviewed
by James Verniere
--“The Shrine” by Pamela Sargent
--“Altenmoor, Where the Dogs Dance” by
Mort Castle
--Comic: “Vertigoat” by Tony Galloway
--“Jockeying for Time” by David Shifren
--Magic for Sale (photo feature) by
Mathew Kovary
--“The Translator” by John David Sidley
--TZ Screen Preview: Xtro by James Verniere
--The Essential Writers: L.P. Hartley by
Jack Sullivan
--“W.S.” by L.P. Hartley
--“Three Timely Tales” by Rick Norwood
--“What Really Happened to Uncle
Chuckles?” by Ron Wolfe
--“Creative Writing” by SandrĂ©
Charbonneau
--“Pulpmeister” by David J. Schow
--Show-by-Show Guide: TV’s Twilight Zone: Part Twenty-One by Marc
Scott Zicree
--TZ Classic Teleplay: “Living Doll” by
Charles Beaumont (and Jerry Sohl)
--Looking Ahead: In January’s TZ
--In
the Twilight Zone: “The first time . . .” by T.E.D. Klein
-Klein’s
editorial examines the effect of the first sale on a writer while touting TZ
Magazine’s practice of publishing new and previously unpublished writers. Biographical
information on the issue’s contributors follows the preamble and includes
acknowledgement of the important contributions of writer Jerry Sohl to The Twilight Zone and,
specifically, to the teleplay for “Living Doll,” included in the issue and
attributed solely to Charles Beaumont. Marc Scott Zicree’s recently published
book, The Twilight Zone Companion, presented
the startling revelation that Jerry Sohl ghost-wrote three teleplays during the
fourth and fifth seasons for an ailing Charles Beaumont. One of these teleplays
was the fan-favorite episode “Living Doll,” written solely by Jerry Sohl from
an idea by Beaumont. Find out more about Sohl and his contributions to The
Twilight Zone here.
--Other
Dimensions: Screen by Gahan Wilson
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| Jeff Bridges in Tron |
-This
month Gahan Wilson looks at Tron (1982), the Walt Disney Company’s ambitious
attempt to create an adventure film primarily composed of computer-generated
imagery at a time when CGI was in its infancy. The film was a commercial
success and a mild critical success but had its detractors, which apparently included
Gahan Wilson. Wilson enjoyed the look of the film and the innovative production
design but faulted the film in nearly every other respect, finding the acting,
direction, and script unsatisfactory. Tron developed a cult following after its initial release and a sequel, Tron:
Legacy, eventually appeared in 2010. An
animated series, Tron: Uprising, appeared
in 2012. Marvel Comics published a two-issue prequel to Tron: Legacy titled Tron: Betrayal. SLG (Slave Labor Graphics) published six
issues of a Tron comic in 2006-2008.
--Other
Dimensions: Books by T.E.D. Klein
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| Illustration by Tim Kirk for A Dreamer's Tales |
-Regular
books reviewer Thomas M. Disch is taking the month off so Klein steps in to
offer snippet reviews of several current books. The two best things about Klein
reviewing books is the many, and varied, titles he reviews and his generous use
of illustrations. Klein provides samples from several illustrated volumes,
including two which are not reviewed in the column outside of the captions
beneath the illustrations. Here are the books upon which Klein offers his
thoughts:
-The Complete Directory to Prime Time
Network TV Shows by Tim Brooks and Earle
Marsh (Ballantine Books)
-Saturday Morning TV by Gary H. Grossman (Dell)
-Durandal by Harold Lamb (Donald M. Grant)
-Lord of the Dead by Robert E. Howard (Donald M. Grant)
-Scarlet Dreams by C.L. Moore (Donald M. Grant). Moore co-wrote the story “What You
Need” with her husband Henry Kuttner. Rod Serling adapted the story for the
first season of The Twilight Zone.
-The Wonderful Lips of Thibong Linh by Theodore Roscoe (Donald M. Grant)
-The Hand of Zei by L. Sprague de Camp (Owlswick Press)
-A Dreamer’s Tales by Lord Dunsany (Owlswick Press)
-England Have My Bones by T.H. White (Putnam)
-Klein
presents illustrations from two volumes which are not reviewed in the column
but are given informative captions: Mr.
Monster’s Movie Gold by Forrest J.
Ackerman (Donning) and True Tiny Tales of Terror by Ann Hodgson with illustrations by Derek Pell (Perigee Books).
--Other
Dimensions: The ‘Unhappy Is He’ Quiz Revisited by William Fulwiler
-This
is an alternative redux of the quiz first presented by Fulwiler in the
September, 1982 issue. Readers are challenged to match the first lines of
notable weird tales with the title and author of the tale. Twilight Zone fans
should get at least one answer correct, as the title of #16 should be obvious.
The quiz and the answers are posted below for those who wish to test their
knowledge.
--Other
Dimensions: Etc.
-The
miscellany feature this issue includes several examples from the unusually high
number of newspaper stories about baseball which feature the use of “Twilight
Zone,” a quote from Domesticated
Animals from Early Times by Juliet Clutton-Brock
(1981) on how dogs learned to smile, a quote from The Black Book of Clark
Ashton Smith (Arkham House, 1979), and a
cartoon from Peter Kuper.
--TZ
Interview: Ridley Scott, ‘A Visual Person,’ by James Verniere
“About to embark on a ‘mythological’
fantasy, the artist-turned-director talks about the secret sounds in Alien and the vision behind Blade Runner.”
-James
Verniere provides a succinct yet detailed biographical profile in which Ridley
Scott’s young but fruitful career as a film director is examined, largely focusing
on Scott’s two great successes: Alien
(1979) and Blade Runner (1982). The majority of the interview is
taken up with Scott’s thoughts on these two films. Blade Runner was previously the subject of a TZ
Screen Preview in the June, 1982 issue,
which also featured an interview with author Philip K. Dick, whose novel Do
Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? was
adapted for the film. Concerning Alien and
Blade Runner, Scott discusses source
materials, including his interactions with Philip K. Dick, conceptual materials,
issues of characterization, and the memorable production designs of the two
films, focusing on Swiss artist H.R. Giger’s designs for Alien and American industrial designer Syd Mead’s
contributions to Blade Runner. Scott
discusses his pathway to film direction through art school and, soon after, the
creation of a production company specializing in commercials and television productions
in England. Scott’s first film, the commercially unsuccessful The
Duellists, is briefly discussed, as is
his next project, a fantasy film tentatively titled Legend of Darkness. This latter film was released as Legend in 1985, starring Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, and
Tim Curry, with memorable special makeup effects from Rob Bottin.
Illustrated by Frances Jetter
“She had lost everything. Now she was
even losing her childhood.”
-A
woman who has not lived up to the promise of her youth struggles to reconnect
with her mother, who maintains her daughter’s childhood bedroom as though it
were a shrine. Soon, the shrine attracts the attention of a dangerous entity
which takes the form of the woman as a child. This child has come to take the
mother away to a place where she won’t be disappointed by the spoiled promise
of her daughter’s youth, but the child will also leave something, or someone,
behind in its wake which will change the course of the woman’s life.
-This
excellent story from Pamela Sargent (b. 1948) perfectly captures the essence of
The Twilight Zone, that place where a startling, intimate
supernatural event intrudes upon the reality of a conflicted individual. It
reminded me a bit of Lisa Tuttle’s earlier tale, “A Friend in Need,” from the
August, 1981 issue of TZ as both stories deal with the theme of unresolved
childhood issues and the feelings of loneliness and regret one often
experiences beyond young adulthood. Sargent previously appeared in the pages of
TZ with “Out of Place” in the October, 1981 issue and “The Broken Hoop” in the
June, 1982 issue. “The Shrine” was collected in The Best of Pamela Sargent (1987) and was adapted for the second season
of Tales from the Darkside, from a
script by Jule Selbo, directed by Christopher T. Welch, broadcast February 9,
1986.
-It
is interesting to note that we are less than two years into TZ Magazine’s run
and already seven (!) stories from the magazine have been adapted
for the Tales from the Darkside television series. “The Shrine” joins the company of the
previously published stories “The New Man” by Barbara Owens, “Anniversary Dinner” by D.J. Pass, “Slippage” Michael P. Kube-McDowell, “The Tear Collector” by Donald Olson, "Djinn, No Chaser” by Harlan Ellison, and “All a Clone by the Telephone” by Haskell Barkin. An
eighth story adapted for Darkside,
“Levitation” by Joseph Payne Brennan, was reprinted in TZ prior to its appearance on the series.
-A
final note: Terrance Lindall’s cover for Great Stories from Rod Serling’s The Twilight Zone Magazine, at the top of this post, is a variant of his
original cover for Pamela Sargent’s 1980 novel Watchstar.
Illustrated by Bruce Waldman
“It’s out there, all right – just like
Pellucidar and Wonderland and Oz . . .”
-A
boy learns to cope with the deaths of his dog and his elderly grandfather by
imagining the afterlife as Altenmoor, a fantasy land from the children’s books
written by his grandfather.
-This
is a slight yet touching story from Mort Castle (b. 1946), a prolific writer of
virtually every type of fiction who found success in the waning days of popular
magazine fiction. Castle is a prolific short story writer, mostly in the horror
and speculative fields, whose novel, Cursed Be the Child (1990), has
become a notable horror paperback of the era. Additional information from the author: "There are
six other novels, including the near impossible to find ESP ATTACK, and the
easily found THE STRANGERS, currently in print from Overlook Connection Press
and in audio format from RADIO ARCHIVES. A film of THE STRANGERS is in
development by New Zealand's Light at the End Productions. An early novel, THE
DEADLY ELECTION, has a new edition coming from Clover Press this summer."
-Castle's work as an editor includes two volumes on writing horror fiction, Writing Horror (1997) and On Writing Horror (2007), and two short-lived magazines, Horror: The Illustrated Book of Fears and Doorways Magazine. “Altenmoor, Where the Dogs Dance” was collected in Moon on the Water (2000).
-Castle's work as an editor includes two volumes on writing horror fiction, Writing Horror (1997) and On Writing Horror (2007), and two short-lived magazines, Horror: The Illustrated Book of Fears and Doorways Magazine. “Altenmoor, Where the Dogs Dance” was collected in Moon on the Water (2000).
--“Vertigoat”
(comic) by Tony Galloway
Illustrated by D.W. Miller
“He’d stumbled upon the secret every
jockey dreams of . . . and it was turning into a nightmare”
-A
second-rate jockey discovers he can decrease his body weight simply by concentrating.
The jockey plans on betting big on himself and using his newfound ability to
win the next race. Disaster strikes on the track, however, when he finds that a
nasty side effect of the process is a withering away of his physical being.
-The
longest story in the issue is this satisfying horror tale of a selfish and
self-involved man finding that the key to success sometimes opens the door to a
personal hell. Shifren is described by T.E.D. Klein as a films reviewer for the
trade publication Film Journal. “Jockeying for Time” was reprinted in the
Fall, 1985 issue of Night Cry.
--“Magic
for Sale” (photo-feature) by Mathew Kovary
“In today’s world of over-the-counter
occult, sorcerers can shop for spells at their neighborhood supply store.”
-Kovary
examines the resurgence of Paganism by exploring the world of religious supply
shops which specialize in supplies for pagan practices. Kovary provides a
potted history of Paganism before centering the article on the modern pagan
religious supply shop, exemplified by New York’s largest such shop, Magickal
Childe. Herman Slater, the store’s owner, is briefly profiled. Kovary also
looks at New York’s religious books stores with large sections on Paganism as
well as the smaller religious supply shops which are characteristic of New
York’s Hispanic neighborhoods.
Illustrated by Brad Hamann
“The feeling was there – but it wouldn’t
survive unless she found the words.”
-In
the future, reading and books have been almost totally replaced by non-literary
communication with screens. One woman desires to know the secret language of
reading and gets the opportunity to learn when a cryogenically frozen man from
the twentieth century is thawed out. He teaches her to read and together they
lead a small but dedicated group of readers into an alternative lifestyle.
-This
story reads like a different take on the world presented at the end of Ray
Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451, in which a dedicated group of people devote
their lives to reading and the preservation of books to which they have only
just begun to have access.
--TZ
Screen Preview: Xtro by James
Verniere
“He’s not cute and friendly like E.T.
But he does have a soft spot for his kid. Let TZ’s James Verniere introduce you
to . . .”
-James
Verniere previews New Line Cinema’s Xtro
(1982), the anti-E.T. film (it’s
tagline read: “Some extra-terrestrials aren’t friendly”) about a father who is
abducted by aliens only to return to Earth as a mutating harbinger of alien
doom who spreads body horror to his family and associates. The film was
negatively reviewed upon its release but was a moderate commercial success. Xtro,
like a lot of body horror films, used
human reproduction as the centerpiece of its horror sequences, leading the film
to be widely labeled misogynistic and a prime example of a film using the
female womb as a symbol of horror. The film has developed a cult following and
remains memorable for its gory makeup effects. It spawned two sequels: Xtro
II: The Second Encounter (1990) and Xtro
3: Watch the Skies (1995).
--The
Essential Writers: L.P. Hartley by Jack Sullivan
“Few wrote horror tales as elegantly as
the author of ‘The Go-Between.’ Few possessed a vision quite so dark.”
-Jack
Sullivan returns to the pages of TZ Magazine, after recently concluding his
column on macabre classical music, with this excellent essay on the novelist,
critic, essayist, and supernatural fiction writer Leslie Poles Hartley
(1895-1972). Sullivan previously wrote at-length on Hartley’s supernatural
fiction in his 1978 study Elegant
Nightmares: The English Ghost Story from Le Fanu to Blackwood. Sullivan included Hartley’s 1929 tale “The
Travelling Grave” in a 1983 anthology of ghost stories, Lost Souls, which serves as a companion to Sullivan’s
earlier volume. Lost Souls used D.W.
Miller’s illustration from the April, 1982 issue of TZ Magazine for William
Hope Hodgson’s “The Voice in the Night.”
-L.P.
Hartley was best-known in his time as a novelist and book critic. His two most
notable novels are likely The
Go-Between (1953), an autobiographical
novel about Hartley’s Edwardian childhood which was filmed in 1971, and The
Hireling (1957), about a grieving widow’s
relationship with a hired driver which was filmed in 1973. Hartley is also
known for his Eustace and Hilda trilogy of novels, The Shrimp and the
Anemone (1944), The Sixth Heaven (1946), and Eustace and Hilda (1947), the latter of which won the James
Tait Black Memorial Prize, about the relationship between an introverted young
man and his confident, sometimes domineering sister. Sullivan’s focus, of
course, is Hartley’s well-regarded body of supernatural stories, variously
collected across Hartley’s long career in such volumes as The Killing
Bottle (1932), The Travelling Grave (1948), and The White Wand (1954). Hartley became a member of the literary
group led by Lady Cynthia Asquith after a failed attempt to insinuate himself
with the Bloomsbury Group. Much of Hartley’s supernatural fiction appeared as
contributions to Asquith’s anthologies of ghost and horror stories such as The
Ghost Book (three volumes, 1926-1955), Shudders
(1929), and When Churchyards Yawn (1931). Hartley’s Complete Stories appeared in 1986 from Beaufort Books and his
Collected Macabre Stories appeared in
2001 from Ash Tree Press.
-Sullivan
provides biographical information on Hartley’s life and career and examines in
detail several of the author’s supernatural tales, including “Night Fears,”
“The Thought,” “A Change in Ownership,” “The Island,” “A Summons,” “The Killing
Bottle,” “The Travelling Grave,” and the story included in this issue, “W.S.”
Illustrated by Lisa Mansolillo
“He was the psychopath that every writer
fears. And he was getting closer.”
-An
aging novelist begins receiving postcards from an unknown author indicating
that the sender is steadily moving nearer the writer’s residence for an
uninvited visit. The unnerving postcards are signed “W.S.,” which are the
writer’s initials (Walter Streeter) but also the initials of one of the
writer’s earliest creations, a brutish character named William Stainsforth.
Streeter becomes convinced that it is Stainsforth coming for him and that is
bad news since Streeter wrote Stainsforth as a cruel, vicious man with no
redeeming qualities and a continuous violent streak.
-“W.S.”
is, incredibly, one of three stories in this issue which deal in one way or
another with the theme of a writer’s words coming to life. “W.S.” centers
around a miserable character that is mysterious imbued with existence in the
real world for the seemingly sole purpose of taking revenge on the creator who
so thoughtlessly drew him in absolutely negative terms. The most powerful moment
in the story comes when William Stainsforth offers to spare Streeter’s life if
the author can name but one redeeming quality, or one moment of redemption, he
provided to Stainsforth’s character. Of course, Streeter cannot and responds
instead with indignation, the only overt nod to the Frankenstein story in the
tale. “W.S.” was first published in 1952 and is the most notable supernatural
tale from Hartley’s late career. It was included in Lady Cynthia Asquith’s The Second Ghost Book (1952) and reprinted in The White Wand and Other Stories (1954). The story is somewhat atypical of
Hartley’s output as it takes the form of a conservatively structured suspense
thriller, complete with a late-story twist which has become almost standard in psychological
thrillers, with a refreshingly unambiguous supernatural element. It has been
reprinted numerous times in such book anthologies as The Pan Book of Horror
Stories (1959), Roald Dahl’s Book of
Ghost Stories (1983), and Nightshade:
20th Century Ghost Stories (1999).
The story was also reprinted in the Summer, 1985 issue of Night Cry.
--Three
Timely Tales by Rick Norwood
“In the footsteps of Ferdinand Feghoot,
we present a trio of scenes from times past that you won’t find in any history
book.”
-Three
short humorous tales ending in a pun, including alternative takes on the Cisco
Kid, the Royal Mounted Police, and the exploration of the New World, the Grand
Duke of Austria and a fateful game of bowling, and the assassination of Abraham
Lincoln solved by Sherlock Holmes as the work of John Wickes Booth dressed as
his sister.
Illustrated by Bill Logan
“It’s the question all America is
asking. Now, as a public service, we’re giving you the lowdown.”
-A
talented puppet maker is taken advantage of by an untalented but ambitious
clown in the creation of a popular children’s television show. When the clown
gets physical with the puppet maker and accidentally kills the man, the puppets
take revenge on live television.
-This
was an enjoyable, E.C. Comics-type story centered on a grisly supernatural
revenge written in the noir style of older detective fiction and with a neat
twist in the end as to who is narrating the story. Ron Wolfe (b. 1945)
previously appeared in the pages of TZ with the story “Tiger of the Mind” in
the August, 1981 issue. He placed a third story, “Laughs! Thrills! Romance!!,”
in the Jan/Feb, 1985 issue. Wolfe was also an important contributor to the
magazine as an essayist, penning several columns for the features “The Other
Side” and “Illuminations” late in the magazine’s run.
--“Creative
Writing” by SandrĂ© Charbonneau
Illustration by Yvonne Buchanan
“Freedom, fortune, even fame – they
would be hers with the simple flourish of a pen.”
-An
aspiring writer is not having much luck in sales and the pressure placed on her
by her husband makes her consider learning calligraphy in order to bring some
money into the home. She mysteriously receives a calligraphy instruction set
she did not send for and, to her astonishment, discovers that anything she
writes with the calligraphy pen comes to pass. She initially uses the pen to
better her life, like effortlessly performing chores and getting rid of her
unsupportive husband, but she makes one final miscalculation which severely
alters her life.
-The
second of three tales in the issue about a writer’s creation(s) coming to life
takes a lighter approach than L.P. Hartley’s “W.S.” and will immediately remind
TZ viewers of Richard Matheson’s first season episode “A World of His Own.”
Another notable example of this story type is Stephen King’s 1983 tale “The
Word Processor of the Gods,” which was adapted for the first season of Tales from the Darkside. SandrĂ© Charbonneau makes her debut as a professional fiction writer
with “Creative Writing.” She is described by T.E.D. Klein as a native of
Houston who reviews books and films, hosts a local television program, and acts
on the stage.
Illustrated by Mark Nickerson
“You’ve met Hartley’s ‘W.S.’ Now meet
Brock De Sade, international troubleshooter, sex is his middle name, death his
trademark, and maybe he even exists!”
-A
writer of pulp sex and violence novels comes face-to-face with Brock De Sade,
the impossible hero of a series of popular novels centered on international
intrigue, action, and sex. De Sade arrives to protest his treatment in the
novels (like getting repeatedly hit over the head) and to offer both his
expertise and his writing skills to improve the quality of the novels.
Together, the writer’s pay goes up with the increasing sales figures of the
novels and De Sade gets to enjoy the retiring peace of his existence in the
real world.
-David
J. Schow makes his debut in the pages of TZ with this tongue-in-cheek homage to
the great pulp writers (and the great pulp characters), using the same “fictional
character comes to life” theme as seen in L.P. Hartley’s “W.S.” “Pulpmeister”
was collected in Schow’s debut story collection, Seeing Red (1990), a volume which included an introduction by TZ Magazine editor T.E.D. Klein.
Schow placed several additional tales in the pages of TZ and its sister
publication, Night Cry, including “Coming
Soon to a Theater Near You” (as by Oliver Lowenbruck, TZ, March/April, 1984), “Bunny
Didn’t Tell Us” (Night Cry, Winter, 1985), “Lonesome Coyote Blues” (as by
Oliver Lowenbruck, TZ, Jan/Feb, 1985), “The Woman’s Version” (Night Cry, Fall,
1985), “Blood Rape of the Lust Ghouls” (Night Cry, Winter, 1986), “Brass”
(Night Cry, 2 parts, Spring & Summer, 1986), “Red Light” (TZ, Dec, 1986), “Pamela’s
Get” (TZ, Aug, 1987), and “The Falling Man” (TZ, Oct, 1988).
-Schow’s
most notable contribution to the pages of TZ was his guide (sometimes written
with Jeffrey Frentzen) to The Outer
Limits, which was revised and expanded as
The Outer Limits: The Official Companion (with Frentzen, 1986) and later as The Outer Limits Companion (1998). Both volumes are highly sought-after
and command collector’s prices. Schow, with Ted C. Rypel, authored the
companion volume The Outer Limits at 50 (2014)
to commemorate the series’ fiftieth anniversary. Schow joined Peter Enfantino
and John Scoleri for a marathon viewing of/blogging on The Outer Limits over at We Are Controlling Transmission,
which contains an enormous amount of information and insight on the series. Schow
joined director Mick Garris on episode 77 of Garris’ podcast, Post Mortem, where, among other things, he discussed
writing for Twilight Zone Magazine.
--Show-by-Show
Guide: TV’s Twilight Zone: Part Twenty-One by Marc Scott Zicree
-Zicree’s
guide to the original series continues as he provides cast, crew, summaries,
and Rod Serling’s narrations for the fifth season episodes “The Long Morrow,” “The
Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross,” and one of my personal favorites of the
final season, “Number Twelve Looks Just Like You.”
-This
all-time classic from The Twilight
Zone first aired on November 1, 1963 as
the sixth episode of the fifth, and final, season (episode 126 overall). The
episode was long thought to have been written by Charles Beaumont but Marc
Scott Zicree uncovered, through interviews with Jerry Sohl and other writers on
the series, that the episode was written entirely by Jerry Sohl from an initial
story idea by Beaumont, who was unable to complete his writing assignments
after suffering increasingly difficult conditions brought on by early-onset
Alzheimer’s Disease. Sohl ghost-wrote two additional episodes under Beaumont’s
name, the fourth season episode “The New Exhibit” and the fifth season episode “Queen
of the Nile.” The episode concerns Eric Streator (wonderfully played by Telly
Savalas), an abusive and insecure man whose resentment toward his wife and
stepdaughter brings the wrath of Talky Tina, a murderous doll recently brought
home from the store. “Living Doll” ranked #2 in our Halloween Countdown ranking
the most frightening moments from the series. You can read that entry here.
--Looking
Ahead: In January’s TZ
-TZ
becomes bi-monthly with the New Year (1983). For the January/February issue we take
a look at stories by Jack McDevitt, Joe R. Lansdale, Charles L. Grant, John
Kessel, a reprint of one of Roald Dahl’s creepiest tales, “Royal Jelly,” and
others. Dahl is also interviewed in the issue. Features include an update on
the Twilight Zone movie, a long article on roleplaying games, a photo-feature
showcasing the surrealistic work of Christopher Hoffman, and the best and worst
of fantasy films of 1982. See you next time!
-JP
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